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⚠️🍜 NARUTO CHAIN LETTER JUTSU!! 🍥⚠️
This ancient scroll was discovered in the Hidden Leaf Village 🏯🌳
Legend says only true shinobi 🥷 can survive its curse... 😨

🌀 I didn’t believe it… until I broke the chain.
Now I can’t stop running like Naruto everywhere I go 🏃💨
People stare. My arms? Behind me. My regrets? MANY.

🗡️ If you don’t repost this in 72 seconds:
😱 Orochimaru will whisper in your dreams every Tuesday
🐍 Your ramen will always be overcooked
👁️ You’ll never awaken your Sharingan
💔 Sasuke will ignore your texts

BUT… if you DO repost this…
🔥 Kakashi might give you a thumbs-up 😎👍
🍜 Ichiraku will give you infinite ramen (in your imagination)
💨 You’ll unlock the forbidden art of Procrastination no Jutsu
🐸 Jiraiya will bless your DMs with eternal swagger

👊 Send this to 10 ninja 🥷 or 1 worthy Hokage (me)
Break the chain, and Gaara might sand-coffin your AirPods 😳🪦🎧
Obey the scroll... BELIEVE IT!! 💥🍥🦊

dizzy

R.I.P

R.I.P

RIP

ʀɪᴘ

rip

RIP

R.I.P

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Du var bar 14 vårar ta min hand och visa mig vägen
Jag är din alla lägen

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Känns som vår kärlek kom på sne från början
Precis som lutande tornet i Pisa
Men tornet står där än idag och här står du och här står jag

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you are literally Yamato. kill yourself

are you a fucking weeb?

don't talk to me

"I'm gay." - Dizzmaux

Dear diary,

Today I got onto myanimelist.net and found that someone had left me a comment on my profile. After a long period of time thinking of how to respond to the comment. I decided to go with my usual thing. I hit the reply button, but I do not actually reply to the comment itself. I believe this way of doing things is more fun. At the very least it is for me.
I also left a youtube video in there. So the other person has something to do while reading shit like this. Not like I care though. They're gonna get you like a spaceboy, Dizz. You can be their shining star tonight. Fly across the sky you will be theirs. Don't let them dive into your heart because that is probably really painful. I need to get back into watching anime. Need to start up my own engines. Get it? Engines? Initial D? I hope you got it.

Whew. Okay I think this comment is starting to get long enough, but then I feel like a diary entry would have more in it. So I will keep going for just a little longer for the sake of having more text here. When you want to watch some cool anime from 2017 just let me know, okay? I will hook you up with some real gems that no one would ever tell you about. You can also watch my top 10 anime of 2018 video for a good idea of what to watch then. I'm sure you'll find my videos to be very insightful and helpful in your decision-making process. Ultimately you can only get good advice from someone who has completed at least 750 entries on this website.

Okay that's me done for real. Have a nice day and enjoy some good hentai shows such as "Boobsoneechan-sensei with the Neighbour until the Roommates showed up for an extremely long hot spring date at a beach."

Hey bae